Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
7 hours ago with 134,906 notes
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
cannibalism
Hailing satan
16 hours ago with 177,464 notes
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
16 hours ago with 39,787 notes
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
16 hours ago with 202,073 notes
- Plot twist: the owner of Yahoo is just as addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for
16 hours ago with 10,801 notes
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
16 hours ago with 180,932 notes
